Novel Sermons: The Gospel in Literature and Life

“To Hold the Posts of the Huppah”

Good in Bed by Jennifer Weiner

John 8:3-16

First Presbyterian Church

The Reverend Donald E. Ray

September 6, 2009

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Well, the title of the book is revealed!  Does it grab your attention?  I won’t ask if your reaction is - “Wow, I never heard that talked about in church before” with perhaps anticipation of some spicy details.  Or if it’s - “Ahhh, he’s not going to talk about that in church, is he???”

Since Tom raised the bar last week with his 363 page novel, let me say that I read three whole novels in preparation for today.  Two of them I read as possible replacements for this one, because of its title.  I am looking forward to reading a novel without having to think—“sermon.”

But I kept coming back to this novel, in spite of its title.  My reason for not disclosing it was to give me opportunity for some explanation.  I think the title was a publisher’s idea to grab attention and boost sales.  It really has very little to do with the content of the book.  A more fitting title might have been the phrase attributed to sports caster, Ralph Carpenter when the Aggies rallied from far behind to tie the Raiders - “the opera ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings.”

My intent for this summer series that has been enhanced by the actual experience of Gospel in literature has been to broaden the horizons where we are aware of God and good news.

For this last in the series, I deliberately sought a book that would not be considered religious.  Weiner’s book deals with a reality of how we see each other and how the image with which others frame us impacts how we think of ourselves.  As I have discovered in the novels I have read this summer and suspect is true of many works of fiction, this one too has sparks of gospel shining through.  While the book’s title, I confess, stirred my curiosity, it was a description of the story that led me to read it.

Cannie, Candace, is a large woman.  She and Bruce had lived together for three years when Cannie felt the need for some space.  Bruce interpreted that as a break up and took the opportunity to move on.  A writer, he lands a job writing a male column in a super market check out style magazine.  His initial column, “Good in Bed” - thus the book title - he headlines, “Loving a Larger Woman,“ describing it as an act of courage.  “I’ll never forget the day I found out my girlfriend weighed more than I did.” he opens.  Cannie is incensed by this public humiliation for her already size burdened self-esteem.  But she still struggles with her fond feelings for Bruce because he was one of the few who showed love for her.

Resolving to do something about her size, she explores a new weight loss program.  In the midst of all this, Bruce’s father dies.  Cannie goes to support Bruce and offer her comfort.  In the tangled web of their feelings, the comforting becomes intimate.

Through the testing for the weight loss program, Cannie learns she is pregnant.  The physician who directs the program, Dr. K (because his name has too many syllables to pronounce) informs Cannie that the diet pill which is a major element of the program is contra-indicated for pregnant women.  If she decides to have the baby, she would have to drop out but Dr. K hopes she will keep in touch, perhaps switch to a nutrition program for pregnancy.

Through the succeeding months, Cannie writes a letter to Bruce and receives no reply.  Cannie is a journalist and an aspiring writer.  An interview leads to a friendship with a movie star, Maxi, whose contacts result in the sale of Cannie’s screen play - a morale booster as well as needed financial security for her and her baby.

After months in California with Maxi getting her movie underway, Cannie decides it is time to return to Philadelphia .  Coincidentally, if anything in a novel can be coincidental, she arrives in the airport just as Bruce and his new girl friend are leaving on vacation.  The confrontation continues in the lady’s room where Cannie is pushed by the new girl friend.  Slipping on the wet floor, her belly slammed the edge of the sink as she fell.  Struggling to her feet, she felt a sudden tearing cramp.  Looking down, she saw there was bleeding.

The baby is delivered C-section.  Cannie’s uterus is so injured it must be removed meaning she can bear no more children.  Premature, the baby is critical, tiny; it’s uncertain if she has been deprived of oxygen which might result in handicapping, if she survives.  Through the succeeding weeks, Cannie rages against Bruce and the “pusher.”  She walks, and walks, and walks, finally losing the weight she has seen as her nemesis all he life.  One night, the sole flaps loose from her sneaker as she realizes she is in a section of the city she doesn’t recognize.  She is lost.  She is lost.  A kindly black man sitting on his door step tells her how to get the bus back to University City, gets a roll of duct tape to re-attach the sole of her sneaker, and gives her a bus transfer for the ride.

When she sees the University of Philadelphia Weight and Eating Disorders office, she pulls the stop cord.  Dr. K, Peter, is in his office.  As Cannie will allow it, he cares for her, and with her family and friends, helps her on the road back and to emotional health.  Joy Leah, her baby, thrives.  Peter becomes Cannie’s Prince Charming.  What can I say?  It’s a novel.  Or is it gospel?

Cannie is a large woman in a culture that prizes slim.  The issue of obesity and health aside, this book is about the stereotype labels and bigotry through which the person outside the norm suffers.

John, uniquely in his Gospel, tells us of the woman who was outside the norm of dutiful wife and mother.  She was charged by the religious as an adulterous, taken in the act.  I’ve long wondered about the man found with her.  When artists picture this scene, the woman is cowering on the ground, awaiting the stones she deserves.  Jesus levels the field, refuses to condemn, and offers forgiveness to go and not sin again.  There is gospel in the freedom of the opportunity to move on and to make better choices.

Cannie, the writer, sat at her computer and wrote her own column: Loving a Larger Woman.

When I was twelve, I learned that I was fat.  My father told me, pointing at the insides of my thighs and the undersides of my arms with the handle of his tennis racquet. . .You’ll need to watch that, he told me, poking me with the handle so that the extra flesh jiggled.  Men don’t like fat women. . .I carried his words into my adulthood like a prophecy, viewing the world through the prism of my body, and my father’s prediction. (1)

Her father abandoned the family, dropped out of their lives altogether, and in her mind she blamed herself for failing to please him.  Only when she inadvertently found him in California and confronted him did she start on the long road back.

“Why?” I asked him.  My voice was cracking.  “Why have kids and leave them?  That’s the part I don’t understand.  What did we do. . .”I gulped.  “What did any of us do that was so awful that you never wanted to see us again?”  I knew, even as I was saying the words, even as I was thinking them, that it was ridiculous.  I knew that no child could be that bad, that wrong, that ugly, could be anything to cause a parent to leave.  I knew that it was no fault of ours.  We weren’t to blame, I thought to myself.  I could let it go; I could set the burden down, I could be free. (2)

Rearing children is fraught with difficulty.  Growing up isn’t easy.  There are settings evidently where parental tough love is necessary.  There are definitely points where we must grow beyond blaming ourselves, parents, life--and be free.

It’s, I recognize, something of a digression, but reading a novel can sometimes take an unanticipated turn.  Forty-one years ago, almost to the day I was reading Weiner’s book, I was walking the streets of Philadelphia .  My then wife was recovering from critical hemorrhaging and an emergency C-section.  Our baby was struggling with every breath for the three days of his all too short life.

We had been outside the gift shop at Luray Caverns in Virginia when an excited young boy ran full force into Jane’s pregnant  belly.

I walked with helpless anger at a boy who I had no way of knowing or reaching but may have caused the placenta-abruptio that resulted in the pain and bleeding of that fateful Saturday night.

I went into minister mode during Philip’s struggle for life and eventual death, burying my feelings, questions, blame, doubts while playing the role I thought was expected of me.  Across the years working in the hospital, I wrestled with the pain of my own loss as I tried to comfort others with similar occasions for grief.  I felt guilty over pangs of jealous resentment that, with medical advances babies now survive the respiratory difficulties of premature birth that took Philip’s life.  While 40 years have dimmed memories and I do not always consciously think of that August, it is uncanny how often something around that anniversary date leads to another step in healing.  This year it was a novel - a work of fiction, but how true to life.  Be careful reading novels.  It may be good for your health.

In her writing venture after the traumatic birth and her frantic weeks of walking in vengeful rage, Cannie writes:

Ultimately, I learned, there is comfort.  Comfort in reaching out to people who love you, comfort in asking for help, and in realizing, finally, that I am valued, treasured, loved, even if I am never going to be smaller than a size sixteen; even if my story doesn’t have the Hollywood-perfect ending where I lose sixty pounds and Prince Charming decides that he loves me after all.

The truth is this - I’m all right the way I am.  I was all right, all along.  I will never be thin, but I will be happy.  I will love myself and my body, for what it can do - because it is strong enough to lift, to walk, to ride a bicycle up a hill, to embrace the people I love and hold them fully, and to nurture a new life.  I will love myself because I am sturdy.  Because I did not - will not - break. . . .

And most importantly, I will love my daughter whether she’s big or little.  I will tell her that she’s beautiful.  I will teach her to swim and read and ride a bike.  And I will tell her that whether she’s a size eight or a size eighteen, that she can be happy, and strong, and secure that she will find friends, and success, and even love.  I will whisper it in her ear when she’s sleeping.  I will say, Our lives - your life - will be extraordinary.  (3)

I said my intent for this sermon was to use a novel not readily identified for its religious, faith, or spiritual bent.  Perhaps because I am not totally indiscriminate in my choices, ready to read anything in spite of outrageous content and language, that is not easy to accomplish.  Cannie is Jewish - only nominally, but she does observe the holy days of her faith and she does arrange for the traditional naming ceremony for her Jewish baby girl.

Joy’s naming was on December 31, on a crisp, perfect winter morning in Philadelphia .  Eleven o’clock in the morning, with brunch to follow.  Her mother and her friend; Cannie’s sister and brother; her best friend; Maxie, the movie star; Peter, Dr. K., friends from the newspaper where she worked; and Bruce’s mother were there.

The rabbi asked for silence, then asked for four people to come forward to hold the posts of the huppah.  It was my grandmother’s, I saw, recognizing the fine old lace from my cousins’ weddings.  It was the huppah I would have been married under, had I gotten things in the right order.  At naming ceremonies the huppah is meant to shelter the baby and the husband and wife.  But I’d made prior arrangements, and at the rabbi’s request everyone crowded under the huppah with me.  My baby would get her name surrounded by all of the people who had loved and sustained us, I decided, and the rabbi had said it sounded fine to her.

After a short speech about Jewish tradition, the rabbi chanted a blessing and said, “Now Joy’s mother, Candace, will tell how she chose the name.”

“I’ve learned a lot this year,” I began.  I took a deep quavering breath.  Don’t cry, I told myself.  “I learned that things don’t always turn out the way you planned, or the way you think they should.  And I’ve learned that there are things that go wrong that don’t always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before.  I’ve learned that some broken things stay broken, and I’ve learned that you can get through bad times and keep looking for better ones, as long as you have people who love you.”  I stopped and swiped my hand across my eyes.  “I named my baby Joy because she is my joy,” I said, “and she’s named Leah after her father’s father.  His middle name was Leonard, and he was a wonderful man. He loved his wife, and his son, and I know he would have loved Joy, too.”  (4)

In an interview included at the end of the book, Jennifer Weiner admits that Cannie’s story is much like her own life of love and losses.  She decided if she had to live with the misery in her own life, she would at least try to turn it toward a positive end.  Weiner could be accused of creating a fairy tale ending for an otherwise real life novel.  Peter, the weight and eating order doctor calls Cannie “special,” and on the last page is on the verge of proposing marriage.  Weiner says that it felt like she was predicting what has become her own happy ending.

It is the nature of a novel to dream.  One could ponder what life would be like had not the science fiction writers of a half century ago dreamed.  Would science have gone beyond plodding through experiments to expand upon the known, to stretch its borders into that which seems but a glimmer of possibility?

A theme seems to be emerging these last weeks of Novel sermons: Lou Maytree taking her deserting husband and Deary in to care for them in their need; Jayber Crow loving Mattie Chatham with the purest kind of love; Peter, the weight and eating order doctor calling Cannie, the larger woman, “special” and caring for her and her baby.  Is it just fiction?  Or is that gospel?

In a final effort to redeem the book title, perhaps good in bed is not in achieving ecstasy of the moment but sharing in the act of creation that bears joy.  Whatever the arena, whatever stigma it is we have been saddled with, good is in the spark of life and hope, surrounded and immersed in love that brings joy to life.

Amen.

(1) Good in Bed by Jennifer Weiner, pg. 364

(2) Pg. 300

(3) Pg. 365-6

(4) Pg. 369-70

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